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Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee;
Sounds of the rude world heard in the day,
Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away
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Thursday, September 27, 2007
it was raining in the morning... then i was at a bus stop when i heard a screech sound... naturally, i would turn rite? i saw a nissan sunny sliding while trying to stop... then the chevolet aveo neva see, then bang into the sunny... the nisssan sunny bac bumper got dented... but the chevolet aveo nth at all... wah lao...
then during science lesson, teacher giv out notes for our exams... then goin thru one paper, then teacher ask zhen wei ans one question... zhen wei: erm... false... teacher: and y do u think its false? zhen wei: oh becuz the book rite false (while pointing at the thing... ) zhen wei: i neva bring my workbook, so i share with sean...then u ask me question so i see sean book and he write false so i say false... i laughed... haha
then during english lesson... teacher goin thru someone's situational writing for tmr... so she picked jocelyn's one out... she spelt september as sempterber... wah lao... i laughed... then teacher gav this remark... there is only 12 months... not 13 months... i laughed again... haha then she write expelled completely in the passage... then teacher gav another remark... i dun think u can get expelled halfway... i laughed lar... damn funny sia... then she spelt discpline as decipline... wah lao... damn lot of spelling mistakes lor...
ok ok gtg... bb
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 3:46 PM
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
wah lao today i bully sam again... haha how? i drink all the water again... then sean goh had an idea... so i did it... i put paper into his water bottle... when he found out his expression damn funnny.. wah lao i wanna laugh everytime i remember this guy...
then today my fren wanted to throw some crushed paper to the dustbin... then she was standing like the far end of the class room... from the dustbin... so she throw, accidentally hit the window and threw it out of the classroom... wah lao the whole class laugh...
during lit lesson, teacher ask who dun intend to study lit... then only yin keat put up his hand... haha whole class laugh again... and today lit teacher let us slack for 20min!!! wah lao damn nice lar...
sean found some tumbtag on the floor that was very dirty... then he did a very disgusting thing... he pretend to dig nose and then suddenly he tumbtag comeout... wah lao u see him u will laugh...
today science lesson damn boring... so some of us eat honey star cereal... time pass by damn slowly... k bb gtg
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 3:47 PM
exams starting le... sian...
oh ya... today got quiz... then history teacher wan to giv out the ans...
so it was MCQ... one of the questions, teacher call out a person... then he say the ans is ( a )... then another person said it was ( b ) so when teacher called out the third person, he dunno... so i say... ( c )...whole class laugh... then when sean was answering a question, he needed to pronounce Dr Lee Siew Choh... he pronounce until damn funny... wah lao i laugh so long...
today during MT, sam and zhicong got caught eating outside the class and loitering there... wah lao DM caught them leh... damn funny... then today photo taking... so take photo lar... then wad...
then juz now sean shoot rubber band wan to shoot at me, in the end shoot at himself... noob sia... haha ok ok gtg bb...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 2:46 PM
Monday, September 24, 2007
juz remembered... me and sean bullied sam!!! how?
i saw sam's bottle... so i asked if i could drink... suprisingly, i drank finished his bottle... 300ml onli lar... thats y... then... he went to refill... so i thought of an idea... i wanted to drink finish his water again... so yes i did it... when he came bac, oh yea!!! he said wah lao y u drink me water? i wan to drink wan leh...
third time i drink his water... i asked sean... i bet arh, that when he come bac and see his water finished, he will say, wah lao i wan to drink wan leh... and he did say that!!!! oh yea... then he asked me refill... so i refill... then as i walked bac to class, i drink finish all!!! haha everyone laughed!!! oh man i love my pranks...
the i refilled second time... i asked alester to drink finish all cuz i couldnt drink anymore... wah lao so fun lor... u should see his reaction...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 7:34 PM
wah lao today sway but ok le...
wah lao today arh playin cards got confiscated... 2 other of my frenz too... at least im not alone =)
then later transfer song then neva read the window... i juz click ok... songs gone... wad to do... put bac the songs in lor... ok gtg bb
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 4:36 PM
Thursday, September 20, 2007
wah lao yesterday so fun!!!! y? cuz got drum lesson... it was fun and funny!!! u should see how joses, one of the Youth dunno wad... he plays quite well... he can play the piano, the drums and the guitar... haha... yesterday, oso during the bus ride, sean goh called me... we talked about alot of things... one thing which i find funny during the call was...
sean - how u go schl josh - oh aeroplane! (thought his questioin was lame... so i gave him a lame ans) sean - oh really arh... i take rocket leh... sean - need 20min to go from my hse to schl josh - wad the hell... thats longer then walkin... u onli need 3 min walk to schl... josh - actually is not 20min josh - is 20min 10secs sean - huh y? josh - becuz b4 take off they count the 10 secs... sean and josh - (laughing) sean - no actually, is 5hrs 20min 10secs... becuz when nu take off, got pressure, then u will faint.. pressure too huge already... then landing oso will faint becuz of the pressure again... josh and sean - (laughing)
wah lao today got MT paper... as always, prepared to fail... i juz cant pass! if i get lyk 40/100 for paper 2, i very happy already u kno?
ok gtg... bb
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 10:38 PM
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
saw bo yang walked to school... so blur... walk lyk very blur... he looks damn blur lor...
wah lao today stupid gay-boy pissed me off... make jokes that are super not funny at all... his jokees are damn insulting to the 'victim'... lyk y is he called gay-boy... the way he acts, wah lao u should see it... trust me u will agree with me... but he is a bloody flirt... burb infront of gals openly... n he thinks he is so cute!... wad the hell... stupid gay-boy... pissed me off again n u get it... u will not b nicknamed gay-boy... u will b named SON OF A PUDGE!!! U STUPID BUTCHER!! well... pudge is a 'gay' hero well as in powerful... but he is super fat and ugly... and gay... well a hero in dota... pudge... so son of a bitch bcomes son of a pudge... i lyk this nickname...
then yesterday or the day b4, cant remember... sean goh, from my class say miss chuah, our form teacher, say that she not comin... im lyk how he kno... then i ask he was lyk ya u dunno meh... then during english lesson got relief teacher come in...
josh: how u kno i ms chuah not comin? sean: huh i thought u tell me wan? josh: huh no... i neva
we both confused... then we laughed... haha ok not funny maybe... but to me very funny so i laugh... not for u to laugh rite...
then today got a talk during CD period... so funny the video!! well there was a video... then later it was Q AND A time... then the person ask wad is counselling
josh: i kno! counselling without the 'íng'! sean: (laughing) wah lao person: i heard an ans from over there... (walking towards us) person: who ans juz now? josh: SEAN!!! here!! (pointing at him) sean: EH NOT ME LAR!!! (neva point bac) person: (looking at sean) so wad did u say maybe u wan to share with the hall... sean: huh not me leh... is josh (still not pointing bac) ok lar... he say counselling without the 'íng' person: ok that was some intelligent answer josh: haha!!! u stupid lar neva pont bac... (everyone around me laughing)
sry cannot use com so much... cuz of my results... wanna kno my results? ask me or scroll down... i think it should b there...
so now i usin without permission...
wah lao miracle rally was gd lor...
the first day, not alot of ppl but still got miracle... got ppl got saved oso leh...
second day... more ppl... wah lao even better more miracles andmore ppl got saved... those with leg problem got healed, those hat had hearing problem oso got healed... awesome... seriously...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 2:22 PM
Thursday, September 13, 2007
today alot of things happened... first... i thought it would b a sway day... sam mum suppose to fetch me to school and they were late...
second goin to b late for school!!!! comfirming my sway day...
third, forgot to bring my P.E attire!!!! wah... sian... punishment, walk around the field... for the whole period... new it was goin to b a sway day... comfirm...
i didnt see he timetable so when i look at wad period, it was IT!!! yea can play dota...
ZHUAN QIAN U STILL OWE ME ONE ON ONE MATCH!!! u stupid idiot...
SEI HAO or how eva u spell it... U HUM OR WAD!!!! WAH LAO... STUPID LIAR!!! VISAGE IS NOT GD AGAINST AXE LAR... U SUCKER FACE!!!! wah lao u think i wad noob arh? i more pro then u in dota arh... not happy i beat u in one on one match is it? kao bei...
then later not sway for me but sway for mal... y? belinda wah lao she go shout out... jocelyn like jun kai... mal heard it... so heart broken... man so pain...
then sci period, wah lao my fren go say the 'f'infront of teacher... its lyk this...
the question... when the person 'f'word, muz go in all the way or juz touch can le... smth lyk that but u get wad i mean?
then english... haiz juz bcuz of one litter in the class, someone eating in class, everyone muz stay bac leh... but that stay back turned out to b fun... played cards in class haha...
then in plaza, i buy sweet talk lar... then go home... ok ok thats all folks bb..
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 8:00 PM
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
NEED A MIRACLE OR WAN TO SEE ONE?! LOOK AT PIC FOR MORE DETAILS!!! OR ASK ME!!!
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 8:56 PM
Monday, September 10, 2007
i took 920 from school to bukit panjang plaza... this bus driver was so friendly!!!
i took 970 to home... that driver wah lao... so grumpy... ok lyk wad the hell... i juz remembered smth... this driver is worst then this 970 driver... this bus was 184... a 184 driver... i lost my bus card that day... so i no coins... then i say no coins lar... then he say how much money u got? i say i only got notes... then he say go change into coins... then i say i only got $50 note... no other note... then he say juz go change... i go change lar... then i ask the first lady... wah she say she dun hav... but this lady offered to pay for my fare... i put the coins in the coin thing... hen he say... where u card... then i say... lost... then he go and kao bei ask me pay another $1.30... wah lao i say i giv u 60cents then u ask me pay $1.30... wad sia... u lost ur card... who ask u... he lady offered the $1.30... i said happy anot kao bei... went to the take a seat... showing the middle finger to him and everyone... kao bei this guy pissed me off... never will i wanna take the bus if i see this guy again... oh so clearly was his face... i will remember him with one look... GO TO HELL LAR!!!!
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 6:53 PM
Sunday, September 09, 2007
GIV FOR WAD? well its for this coming sat's MIRACLE RALLY!!! when is it? well its this sat, 7:30pm onwards... th next day is from... not sure... im goin and i wish u guys could go!
wah today i giv out flyers got rejected alot of times... got alot of incidents one of them was... got one guy stand there... then i was wondering, y he dun wan go... suddenly stop and stay there for very long... when i passed out one of the flyers, he ran pass me... i laughed... he didnt wan to take a flyer, but it was dumb... juz reject lar... do things until lyk that...
then lyk all the caucasions (I DUNNO HOW TO SPELL SRY...) were so frenly!!! they reject and smile... but for joshua's side, they reject and show long face... haha
alot of foreigners... then there was one time someone was walking pass, then he didn't wan to take the flyer, then he saw the word miracle... then he took it... i lyk so wish he would come... GOD BLESS ALL OF U!!! oh and i hav to much incidents that i forgot all of them... ok gtg bb
MIRACLE RALLY - 2 days on sat, 7:30pm to 9:30pm or later... on sun, 11:00am to 1:00pm or later...
tell me if u can go!
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 4:52 AM
Friday, September 07, 2007
went to sentosa... ya ok and... we met at vivocity, then we went up to the monorail thinggi... then we took a tram down... no sry up... no wait... ok took a tram to siloso beach... then we opened in a word of prayer and started playing some games... first, we had to pick two volunteer, one boy and a gal... then bury us... unfortunately, i was that boy... so they bury me... wah lao... some dumb ppl throw send at me and i got all sandy... my face was covered with send, my arms and body, legs except face was under the sand... finish me and the gal... i think the gal is... im not sure... sry... so continuing, finish burying, we had to break free or come out of the sand and.. say hi... no lar jk... and built a sandcastle... well after biulding finish, we went to play dodge ball... and ya we lost... lolz... when brian's team lost too, he got fed-up... well wad eva... we had four teams... so one team vs one team... and another team vs the other team... ok wad eva... then we had free time... so i went down the sea... and relax... then later ephraim, my mentor, asked me to swim to the opposite side of the beach... i agreed... swim to the side, wah!!! the sand there... wah so nice to touch leh... then i and brian buried ephraim except his face... he said it was like mud spa... haha then we swam back and played in the water... then we played toss... wah nice leh... i was one of the highest!!!! here is how u do it... alot of ppl cup their hands and u stand on them... then they will toss u... wah nice toss i should say... then we juz play... relax in water... i can tell u when we went bac, we were damn dark... alot of us got sun burn... well i dun think i had sun burn... but hav bcom wite dark... dark then b4... then i and ken and sam and my bro, went to lim hse and played saboteur... its a game... quite fun... not as fun as BANG though... ok i think i gtg...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 8:50 PM
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
damn... today leg cramp was the painest cramp i got since i was born... so long somemore!!!! wah lao... today so busy... went to school, immediately after that, went for piano lessons, immediately after goin home, got tuition... then finish... so now i use com... lolz...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 7:54 PM
Saturday, September 01, 2007
today while goin to youth service, raining so got abit of a flood... then waiting at bus stop, i flag the bus the bus neva stop... then not only that... the bus splash me leh!!! wah lao... ok then today... during youth service, kana picked out to do makeover... wah lao... they put the make up until i look hokaido gal... well thats wad ppl say... but anyway, ok lar quite fun lar... i oso won first leh... "prettiest" among that few... good rite...
LIVING.out.of.REALITY; 12:05 AM
JOSH CHAN SHUO
Josh Chan
18/08/93
Bag of Bones Monkey Brother Crap Clown
Christian
SINGLE PEDAL drummer
singaporean
Culture Youth Group
X-Country Runner
LOVE O.o
JESUS CHRIST!!!
HANGING OUT!!!
Playing the Drums
My DrumStick!
My Electronic Devices!
MY ALLOWANCE!! $60 ($30 weekday & $30 weekend)
dun worry lar... one day... it will be lyk mine... actually quite little already... got ppl with more money than mine leh...
my DOTA file
my FAMILY
Being a CHRISTIAN
LOVING GOD
My bible
My NIKE Hat
My NIKE Shoe
My NIKE Sleeveless Shirts
HATES x.X
Satan?!?!
Staying at Home!!!!
Not WEARING a hat when i go out!!!
SMOKERS!!! HATE THEM!!!
WISHES s.S
A Drum SET (pearl)
A set of Drumsticks (pro-mark) in a drumbag (Zildjian)
LOTS n LOTS n LOTS of NIKE HATS!
A Laptop (HP)